Could BNHM really entertain you 15% or more of your evening on St. Patrick's Day?


Is Michael McGlone singing Danny Boy with us on March 17?

YES. That's right, the Geico Guy will be our Special Guest Star this Thursday at the Triad. So after you have had your fill of green beer, come to the Upper West Side to continue the buzz.

If you don't get tickets, you will spend this St. Patty's day green with envy.

158 W. 72nd Street


---Don't forget to VOTE for BNHM and Rob Schiffmann by March 31st!---

Running Up on 3/14

When meat goes awry at a meat packing plant, it's no wonder you might say "I Have the Worst Diarrhea" from the musical E-Coli?---

Ninja, a controversial musical about the first female ninja, follows Kotonamo in "Poof," as she learns how to be the best of her kind-by disappearing.

After years living on an island with no one but her husband, Marjorie sends out bottle after bottle of SOS love messages, only to be surprised when her knight in shining armor arrives singing, "You're My Little Poop Machine" from the musical, Island Romance.

BNHM would like to thank the National Scatology Society for their contributions to tonight's show.