NEW EVENT~! OCT 30th, 2010

We are proud to annouce that we will be performing at:

North Castle Public Library
19 Whipporwill Road East
Armonk, NJ 10604

http://www.northcastlelibrary.org

on Oct. 3rd, 2010. For more up to date info, go to our web page at http://www.broadwaysnexthitmusical.com
Posted on September 4, 2010 .

Rhyme-ability

Rhyme-ability

Robert writes:

I have been praised for my ability to rhyme quickly and effectively in an improvised song. People seem to think that I’m good at that. They point to the things like my being able to create fast internal rhyme as evidence of this claim.



Here’s what I say to all you would-be-praisers:



You are correct. :)



But that’s not all I say.



The truth is that we can all rhyme and I am no better at it than you or you or even you. What I am really good at is justification and moving ahead with full commitment even though I have no clue where I am heading.



Let’s say I have just sung the line, “There is nothing prettier than the sun” (which I would never sing because I think it’s a load of CRAP!), my brain then immediately picks a word to rhyme with ‘sun’ at the same time that I am moving ahead with melody and finding out if that melody is even gonna need me to rhyme with ‘sun’. For this case, let’s say that I DO have to rhyme with ‘sun’ and my brain has first found the word ‘shun’ (which, by the way, is what it did). Most of the time I will simply accept that word and just keep moving in the combined emotional direction of both that word and the lyric thus far, all the while continuing to let melody lead. Then I justify. How does ‘shun’ fit into the emotional and specific context in which I currently find myself? I answer this question with as much dignity and commitment as possible and there, my friends, is my new lyric and somehow the appearance of genius.



Remember this: you too can RHYME! You have been doing it for a long TIME. It’s a feeling that is subLIME and is, in no way, a CRIME. Let the bells CHIME for though it may be sometimes as bitter as LIME and there may often be a long way to CLIMB, I’M telling you….you too can RHYME!
Posted on August 27, 2010 .

Funny?

Funny?

A friend said the following to me: "Even though you are a comedian, you are not funnier than other people because of your sense of humor. You are funnier because you've learned how to bring your particular sense of humor to stage so that it can find an audience that shares that sense of humor".

I have been thinking about this statement and I can't seem to decide if I agree or not. Are some people funnier than others naturally or is it that we have learned how to communicate it better? My gut response is no...in fact there are funnier people and I am one of them. BUT maybe it's just that I have funny ideas and so do other people and I have just become stronger with things like delivery, timing, etc. because I have had a lot of practice.

When people find out I am a comedian and then make the inevitable demand: "say something funny!", I am prepared. I always say..."BIRD LIPS". This usually gets a pretty good laugh. Now you tell me. Is it my years of performing and honing my craft that brought me to that INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS answer? Or is it just plain old-fashioned genius?

Or is "BIRD LIPS" not that funny to begin with? I think it is. But that's just me.

AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!

Herein lies the quandry. That being said, I am currently looking at the 'AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH" above and thinking that fewer 'R's would make that funnier.

Now I have no freakin' clue what makes anything or anyone funny.

Dammit.

Come see our show.

Broadway's Next Hit Musical
October - November 2010
New York, NY
www.broadwaysnexthitmusical.com
Posted on July 11, 2010 .

TITLES WE MISSED, JULY 1ST, 2010

Armadilla? Armadontya
Food in Bulk
The Saddest Rainbow
I Bathe & I Bathe but I Can't Get Her Stank Off
I Butt Dialed My Ex
I Love a Corn Dog on Independence Day
I'm In Love with Alfred E. Neuman
Somewhere Over the Brooklyn Bridge
You Wanna Put What? Where?
Posted on July 4, 2010 .