Winner: 4/21

From the happy car to the only shaky corner of the train, there is no stopping this Train To Nowhere, featuring the song "Your Rippling Bronze Muscles." When a socialist train conductor from the early part of the century is ever so slightly pushed over the edge by the upper class on board, he decides to derail their privileged lives by cutting the breaks of the train. Will the train ever stop? Will an affair survive the trip? Will two people rush into marriage despite a spouse's sudden death?